What sizes are available for the Busier Than a Cucumber T-Shirt?

The Busier Than a Cucumber T-Shirt is available in unisex fits ranging from size S to 5XL, ensuring a comfortable fit for everyone.

What is the material and fabric quality of the T-shirt?

This T-shirt is made from 100% ethically sourced US cotton with a medium-weight fabric of 180 g/m², providing durability and comfort.

How should I care for my Busier Than a Cucumber T-Shirt?

To keep your T-shirt in great condition, machine wash it in cold water (max 30°C), tumble dry on low, and avoid ironing on the printed design.

What makes the print on the Busier Than a Cucumber T-Shirt so vibrant?

The T-shirt uses DTG (Direct-to-Garment) printing, which ensures crisp, vibrant artwork that lasts wash after wash.

Is the Busier Than a Cucumber T-Shirt ethically produced?

Yes, it is Oeko-Tex certified and made from ethically sourced US cotton, reflecting our commitment to sustainable and ethical manufacturing.

Busier Than a Cucumber T-Shirt – Humorous Casual Tee for Busy Lives

Name: Busier Than a Cucumber T-Shirt
Brand: Printify
SKU: 17775209746209747904
Price: 17.95 GBP
Availability: InStock

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Busier Than a Cucumber T-Shirt

£17.95 GBP

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Busier than a cucumber in a women's prison — and not ashamed to admit it. This gloriously rude tee says everything your schedule doesn't have time to explain.

For the ones who are always... occupied.

Unisex fit — sizes S to 5XL
Available in various colours
100% cotton, 180 g/m² medium-weight fabric
Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean look
Ribbed, seamless collar with shoulder tape for lasting shape
DTG printing for crisp, vibrant artwork
Tear-away label for added comfort
Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton
Machine wash cold (max 30°C) | Tumble dry low | Do not iron on design

A brilliant gift for the friend who's always got something on the go — wink wink.

🛠️ Made to order, just for you — crafted with care by our trusted production partners.
📦 Free UK delivery, fully tracked and typically arriving within 7–14 days.
💛 Questions? We're always happy to help — your smile is our priority.

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Enjoy free delivery on all UK orders! All of our products are made to order which may take a little longer to be delivered , please check delivery estimates available on all products before ordering. Have a question? No problem, just reach out!

To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favourites.