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Everything is a Dildo T-Shirt
£17.95 GBP
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Life’s too short to be subtle 😏
The Everything is a Dildo T-Shirt is perfect for anyone who loves bold, edgy humour. Ideal for bachelorette parties, girls’ nights, gag gifts, or birthday surprises, this tee guarantees laughs and turns heads wherever you go.
Soft, breathable, and comfortable for all-day wear, it pairs perfectly with jeans, shorts, or layered under a jacket for maximum cheeky impact.
Because when in doubt… everything is a dildo 😉✨
Features
- 100% cotton
- Medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for durable comfort
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean look
- Ribbed, seamless collar with shoulder tape for lasting shape
- DTG printing for crisp, vibrant artwork
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- Oeko-Tex certified
- Ethically sourced US cotton
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed
- Do not iron directly on the design
- Do not dry clean
Following these care instructions will help keep your tee looking bold and vibrant wear after wear
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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Enjoy free delivery on all UK orders! All of our products are made to order which may take a little longer to be delivered , please check delivery estimates available on all products before ordering. Have a question? No problem, just reach out!
CARE & MAINTENANCE
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favourites.
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