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Well, they don't, do they? 😉 The Mouths Dont Get Pregnant Tote Bag is wickedly cheeky, brilliantly funny, and absolutely not for the faint-hearted. For the person who says what everyone else is thinking — and carries it with pride.
Care Instructions: Remove all items before cleaning. Pre-treat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean with a terry washcloth or soft bristle brush. Air dry.
A hilariously cheeky gift for someone with a brilliant sense of humour! 🎁
🛠️ Made to order, just for you — crafted with care by our trusted production partners.
📦 Free UK delivery, fully tracked and typically arriving within 7–14 days.
💛 Questions? We're always happy to help — your smile is our priority.
Enjoy free delivery on all UK orders! All of our products are made to order which may take a little longer to be delivered , please check delivery estimates available on all products before ordering. Have a question? No problem, just reach out!
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