Retired Porn Star T-Shirt
Black / S
$25.00 USD
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The career may be over, but the legend lives on. This brilliantly cheeky tee is for the ones who've hung up their... well, you know. Worn with pride, worn with a smirk, worn by someone who's clearly seen some things.
Retired. Legendary. Absolutely no regrets.
- Unisex fit — sizes S to 5XL
- Available in various colours
- 100% cotton, 180 g/m² medium-weight fabric
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean look
- Ribbed, seamless collar with shoulder tape for lasting shape
- DTG printing for crisp, vibrant artwork
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C) | Tumble dry low | Do not iron on design
The ultimate retirement gift for the person who deserves a tee as legendary as they are.
🛠️ Made to order, just for you — crafted with care by our trusted production partners.
📦 Free UK delivery, fully tracked and typically arriving within 7–14 days.
💛 Questions? We're always happy to help — your smile is our priority.
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CARE & MAINTENANCE
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favourites.
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